"Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs youâ€™ve come to expect from Jessica Alba."

-- Chelsea Handler

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“It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark In the eyes of the youth, there are question marks”

Source : Song: In The Beginning
“The Way is to man as rivers and lakes are to fish, the natural condition of life.”
“We take these animals and completely violate who they are. We use them, abuse them, and deprive them all their livesâ€¦then we cut their throats, shred them and eat them! Morally, Iâ€™m against it, ethically, I canâ€™t justify it, and ecologically, itâ€™s just insane. The thought of meat-eating makes me shudder. As far as wearing fur is concerned, it is the rudest, most inconsiderate, selfish and sick faÃ§ade I can imagine.”
“The film 'Tapped' illustrates quite clearly how we've been getting 'soaked' for years by the bottled water industry.”
“Factual titling satisfies and is pure by its lack of bamboozlement.”
“Young men keep telling me they don't 'have it all' either. And they may have a point. But if you define 'having it all' as the opportunity to have a successful career and a family, I'd say this. When a man tells his coworkers he's going to have a child, no one asks him how he'll manage or if he'll be coming back to work.”
“Sashimi is velvet dust, verging on silk, or a bit of both, and the extraordinary alchemy of its gossamer essence allows it to preserve a milky density unknown even by clouds.... my cheeks recalled the effects of its profound caress.”
“You canâ€™t motivate people, you can only create a context in which people are motivated.”

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