"I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot."

-- Chris Rock

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“I try to put myself into whatever character I play.”
“I never considered myself a performance artist.”
“When one has a crisis of faith it means one is struck by the realisation than one has been pretending know things that one doesn't know.”
“Worship...is evoked by Christ, through the Spirit, in such a way that He is the One who acts in us and through us, so that our worship becomes real worship in Spirit and in Truth.”
“I'm basically a country person.”
“I try and eat really healthy when I'm home, but I certainly don't eat worms and snakes.”
“I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.”

Source : "Tom Waits: A Raspy Voice Heads To The Hall Of Fame". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. May 21, 2002.
“My contemplation of life and human nature in that secluded place [cell 54 of Cairo Central Prison] taught me that he who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never, therefore, make any progress.”

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