"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"

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Source : Cynthia Heimel (2002). “If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!”, Grove Press

Cynthia Heimel

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“Dear brothers and sisters, the Church loves you! Be an active presence in the community, as living cells, as living stones.”
“I'd run over Russ Grimm's mother to win the Super Bowl, too.”
“Everyone wants a better life: very few of us want to be better people.”
“Who said that clothes make a statement? What an understatement that was. Clothes never shut up.”

Source : Susan Brownmiller (2013). “Femininity”, p.86, Open Road Media
“Greatness is attained only by the thinking of great thoughts.”
“We are taught all this [the motion of the earth on its axis and around the sun] by the order of succession, in which those phenomena (various planetary happenings) follow each other, and by the harmony of the world, if we will only, as the saying goes, look at the matter with both eyes.”
“Contemplation is an alternative consciousness that refuses to identify with or feed what are only passing shows. It is the absolute opposite of addiction, consumerism or any egoic consciousness.”
“My favorite piece of tech gear is my SRM power meter. It's the most accurate power meter on the market.”

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