"Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil."

-- Stephen Colbert

#War Quotes #Oil Quotes

“War defined my entire childhood and youth and most of my adulthood too - and in the US, it continues to do so.”
“I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays.”
“According to the prevailing mythology, to be younger is to be better; therefore, we should expect to find young people in the majority of those who reflect high well-being... In fact, the one finding that registered more consistently and emphatically than any other in the course of my research was this: Older is better.”
“It is important to understand that the system of advantage is perpetuated when we do not acknowledge its existence.”

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“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”
“I refuse to give into the sad reflex of French envy because this envy paralyzes our country.”
“The penalty of affluence is that it cuts one off from the common lot, common experience, and common fellowship. In a sense it outlaws one automatically from one's birthright of membership in the great human family.”
“Over the years I've learnt to live with two persons in my heart. One is Edson, who has fun with his friends and family; the other is the football player Pele. I didn't want the name. 'Pele' sounds like baby-talk in Portuguese.”

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