"The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store."

-- George Carlin

#Earthquakes Quotes #Would Be Quotes #Stores Quotes

“Most of the things are either not communicable through human expression or they're top secret. Also I'm working on being a better person, and becoming more disciplined.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“We can't say anything, but just remember that, on Fringe, nothing is as it seems. There's always a little more to the story behind the story. He's definitely a large part, going forward. A lot of things will come full circle.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Matters of fact, which as Mr Budgell somewhere observes, are very stubborn things.”

Source : 'The Will of Matthew Tindal' (1733) p. 23
“I think this is the first time I've altered a book based on what you guys told me. So it's an occasion! Soon I'll be putting up polls to choose between plots, and then it's a short stop to accepting anonymous contributions and stapling them together while I sip margaritas on the deck of a Pacific cruise ship.”

Source : "Retrospective #6: Reviewing the Future". Personal blog, maxbarry.com. August 24, 2005.
“God likes to listen favorably to the prayers of His faithful, particularly when they look at Christ's body”
“In the beginning when the world was young there were a great many thoughts but no such thing as a truth. Man made the truths himself and each truth was a composite of a great many vague thoughts. It was the truths that made the people grotesques. The moment one of the people took one of the truths to himself, called it his truth, and tried to live his life by it, he became a grotesque and the truth he embraced became a falsehood.”
“Of course, I, like the sponsoring government, would like to have as many people as possible visit Yokohama Triennale. This is because I believe that art should not be monopolized by professionals and specialists.”

Source : Source: u-in-u.com
“Success in life does not necessarily originate with academic success.”

Source : Robert J. Sternberg (2011). “College Admissions for the 21st Century”, p.86, Harvard University Press

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