"You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it"

-- Bill Hicks

#Real Quotes #Believe Quotes #Eye Quotes

“Prototyping is the conversation you have with your ideas.”
“Rich people are willing to promote themselves and their value. Poor people think negatively about selling and promotion.”
“Iâ€™m Sam Donovan.â€ â€œI know who you are. Mrs. Kulavich told me. Iâ€™m Jaine Bright.â€ â€œI know. She told me. She even told me how you spell your name.â€ Now, how on earth had Mrs. Kulavich known that?”
“Don't forget to balance optimism with fact and belief with reality.”
“Let go of all ideas and images in your mind, they come and go and arenâ€™t even generated by you. So why pay so much attention to your imagination when reality is for the realizing right now?”
“When I went into GM there was a lack of morale. The company had gone bankrupt and the people who worked there were embarrassed. Underneath all of, though, there was a will to show what they were capable of, but nobody knew exactly what to do.”
“I do know that when I am 60, I should be attempting to achieve different personal goals than those which had priority at age 20.”
“If you believe in justice, surely you believe in the hereafter, because this world is not just.”

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