"I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code."

-- Emo Philips

#Home Quotes #Night Quotes #Guy Quotes

“Gold and silver, like other commodities, have an intrinsic value, which is not arbitrary, but is dependent on their scarcity, the quantity of labour bestowed in procuring them, and the value of the capital employed in the mines which produce them.”
“Everything in this life is only a glimpse of the real thing. Love, beauty, pleasure, even pain in its true essence is only in the next.”
“Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)”

Source : Charles Stross (2010). “Overtime: A Tor.Com Original”, p.30, Macmillan
“Freedom is nothing but the distance between the hunter and the hunted.”
“I dont see much difference between it and the other films though I can see on a rational and intelligent level there is a big difference.”
“My mom is one of 14 children. She's a great lady. She's a Taurus. Has been a profound influence in my life, still is to this day. Born in meager surroundings in rural South Carolina.”

Source : The Academy of Achievement Interview, www.achievement.org. June 26, 1992.
“Innovation got hip. It got cool. I prefer the people who investigate the world out a brute sense of curiosity, a fundamental sense of play.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“The European Union and environmental advocacy groups use global warming hysteria to advance their own special agendas. The European Union recognizes any significant reduction in CO2 emissions by the United States will significantly reduce its economic output, thereby bringing it closer to the inferior output of European nations.”

Source : The Heartland Institute, November 19, 2004.

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