"My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Funny Quotes #Father Quotes #Stronger Quotes

“I'm star-struck when I see Paul Scholes because you never see him. On the pitch you can't catch him. Off the pitch he disappears.”
“Sex in a dance is in the eyes of the beholder.”
“The forests have taught man liberty.”

Source : "Cosmopolis". Ch. 2 "The Beginning of a Drama". Book by Paul Bourget, 1892.
“As long as we respond predictably to what feels good and what feels bad, it is easy for others to exploit our preferences for their own ends.”
“You are a living mockery of your own ideals. If not, you have set your ideals too low.”

Source : Charles Ludlam (1989). “The Complete Plays of Charles Ludlam”, Harper Perennial
“Law is the highest reason implanted in Nature, which commands what ought to be done and forbids the opposite.”
“It is nice to be recognised for actually achieving something in life as opposed to spending seven weeks in a house on TV with a load of other muppets.”
“We've got a nation of people who have one eye looking out for the next speed camera, another looking for a speed limit sign and another looking at the speedometer - which is a bit of a shame, when you only have two eyes.”

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