"They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science."

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Source : "3 Minute Wonder", Episode 4, www.pilkipedia.co.uk. August 17, 2006.

Karl Pilkington

#Ocean Quotes #Simple Quotes #Sea Quotes

“Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was”

Source : Katie Macalister (2005). “Fire Me Up: An Aisling Grey, Guardian, Novel”, p.155, Penguin
“Who ordained that the few should have the land (of Britain) as a prerequisite; who made 10,000 people owners of the soil and the rest of us trespassers in the land of our birth?”
“There's a definite responsibility that comes with being famous. You shouldn't be able to just dress up and look pretty.”
“All of my friends are my age and we are all ageing at the same time. We talk about it and moan, but it doesn't bother me.”
“You have to understand where the camera needs to me. There were times where you were suddenly aware where the cameras were, then you were in a different place and it didn't feel like the same movie.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I try to use photography to move people to action to save the wildlife in our beloved ocean.”
“If, therefore, the Greeks or others say that they are not committed to Peter and to his successors, they necessarily say that they are not of the sheep of Christ, since the Lord says that there is only one fold and one shepherd (Jn.10:16). Whoever, therefore, resists this authority, resists the command of God Himself.”
“Dunkirk has fallen... with it has ended the greatest battle of world history. Soldiers! My confidence in you knew no bounds. You have not disappointed me.”

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