"My whole act is off the top of my head."

-- Don Rickles

“We must certainly acknowledge that solitude is a fine thing; but it is a pleasure to have some one who can answer, and to whom we can say, from time to time, that solitude is a fine thing.”
“The time has now come for every Latter-day Saint ... to do the will of the Lord and to pay his tithing in full. That is the word of the Lord to you...”

Source : Lorenzo Snow (1984). “The Teachings of Lorenzo Snow: Fifth President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints”, Bookcraft Pubs
“And if I should live to be The last leaf upon the tree In the spring, Let them smile, as I do now, At the old forsaken bough Where I cling.”
“They held each other and wept as the night closed its fist around their tiny shelter, and the world below them seethed with killers both living and dead.”
“Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.”
“The only real difference between Anxiety and Excitement was my willingness to let go of Fear.”
“The liberal media were never that powerful, and the whole thing was often used as an excuse by conservatives for conservative failures.”

Source : "'What Liberal Media?'". www.nytimes.com. March 16, 2003.
“Once you have a mission, you can't go back to having a job.”

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