"I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

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“Nothing is so impenetrable as laughter in a language you don't understand.”
“I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.”
“When you come into a movie theatre, there are no windows, you don't hear the sound outside and you're ready for fantasy.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to.”

Source : "Fictional character: Jiminy Cricket". "Pinocchio", www.imdb.com. 1940.
“There are many who criticise the United Nations. And those of us who know this institution well know that it is not immune from criticism. But those who argue against the United Nations advance no credible argument as to what should replace it. Whatever its imperfections, the United Nations represents a necessary democracy of states.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“An equal doom clipp'd Time's blest wings of peace.”
“I cannot comprehend how any man can want anything but the truth.”
“It is self-evident that no number of men, by conspiring, and calling themselves a government, can acquire any rights whatever over other men, or other men's property, which they had not before, as individuals.”

Source : Lysander Spooner (1971). “The collected works of Lysander Spooner”

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