"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“Vice-President Ford, possibly preparing for higher duties, assessed Kissinger's part in the Syrian-Israeli troop disengagement as "the great diplomatic triumph of this century or perhaps any other.”

Source : Edwin Newman (1974). “Strictly Speaking: Will america be the Death of English?”
“We have to address individual acts of corruption. This is a necessary approach. Go after these individuals.”
“I don't accept flowers. I take nothing perishable.”
“See my father knew a lot about music, he played the piano and he would do theory and stuff like that, but I didn't learn anything from him, but I played that for him and he liked it a lot.”
“At home, you always have to be a politician; when you're abroad, you almost feel yourself a statesman.”
“God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.”
“... it's Bush's baby, even if he shares its popularization with Gorbachev. Forget the Hitler 'new order' root; F.D.R. used the phrase earlier.”
“We can produce imagery to share the beauty of the oceans and what is there to protect. We can also expose the truths about overharvest, climate change, and habitat loss to give oceans a voice.”

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