"When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery."

-- John Oliver

#War Quotes #Bravery Quotes #Levels Quotes

“Well, he worked for a fairly harmless agency. He worked for the agency that looked after French prisoners of war. Though he was capable of some horrendous blunders when he was president. He once said that the Vichy legislation against Jews affected only foreign Jews, which was, of course, absolutely wrong. So he obviously wasn't too well-informed about what is going on in the Vichy government.”
“If you use your imagination, you can look at any actress and see her nude... I hope to make you use your imagination.”
“I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse.”
“My parents were in 'Brigadoon' on Broadway when I was a couple of years old.”
“I tried to think of my knowledge, but it was a squirrel's heap of winter nuts. There was no strength in my knowledge any more and I felt small and naked as a new-hatched bird.”
“A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not a zero-sum game, but we need to hone our skills to stay in play.”
“I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.”

Source : "Strategic Grill Locations". Comedy album by Mitch Hedberg, 1999.
“UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the house. Its nature and laws have been exhaustively expounded by Locke, who rode a house, and Kant, who lived in a horse.”

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