"Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies"

-- John Cleese

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Trying Quotes

“Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud.”

Source : Joseph Addison, Sir Richard Steele (1826). “The Spectator: With Notes, and a General Index”, p.293
“I'm happiest with my family around me.”
“I think being in a band is probably the only job when you're actively encouraged to be out of it most of the time.”
“When you are willing to make sacrifices for a great cause, you will never be alone.”

Source : "Congressional Gold Medal". The Academy of Achievement interview, www.achievement.org. June 12, 2004.
“Was it possible I'd labeled him incorrectly? Shallow jocksdidn't overcome adversity and accomplish the things Leif had. I'd labeled him, not even knowing him. Just because girls went gaga over him andevery boy wanted to be him didn't make him a jerk. The only jerk in the room happened to be the judgmental, elitist female. Me.”
“Fear the vulture and the vulture will come. Fear nothing and you are the vulture.”
“Actually, that's one of the things I was thinking about writing a story about me, loosely based or autobiographical. I just don't want to be like some people that are in their twenties and writing autobiographies.”
“We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for - to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world.”

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