"Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast."

-- Dick Gregory

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Very Good Quotes

“It's my job for Oracle, the number two software company in the world; to become the number one software company in the world. My job is to build better than the competition, sell those products in the marketplace and eventually supplant Microsoft and move from being number two to number one.”
“It is good walking when one hath his horse in hand.”
“perfidious society masturbators”

Source : Thomas Bernhard (2013). “Woodcutters”, p.85, Vintage
“Ernest Hemingway called Jospehine the "most sensational woman anyone ever saw." I think all women deserve to be this sensational looking!”
“I did some thinking.â€ â€œThat is a very dangerous pastime,â€ Ghastek said.”
“I have become infected, now that I see how beautifully a book is coming out of all this.”
“If only men came made to order. It's so hard to find a decent fellow.”

Source : Adriana Trigiani (2003). “Lucia, Lucia: A Novel”, p.64, Random House
“Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.”

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