"When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time."

-- Jo Brand

#Children Quotes #Smell Quotes #House Quotes

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
“Even if I hadn't have been nominated for an Oscar, to have won the Golden Glove was just fantastic.”
“In the far corner, a tenor began to sing, Zsadist's crystal-clear voice sailing up toward the warrior paintings on the ceiling far, far above them all. At first John didn't know what the song was...although if he'd been asked what his name was, he would have said Santa Claus, or Luther Vandross, or Teddy Roosevelt. Maybe even Joan Collins.”
“It was the drawing that led me to architecture, the search for light and astonishing forms.”

Source : "Oscar Niemeyer Talks About Brasilia, Communism, Regrets". Interview with Michael Luongo, www.bloomberg.com. December 7, 2012.
“If youâ€™re comparing the badness of two words and you wonâ€™t even say one of them [the n-word], thatâ€™s the worse word.”
“Kindness connects to who you are, while niceness connects to how you want to be seen.”
“As for us, during twenty years' reign, we have known much bitterness.”
“George Bush, within a week of this [the 9/11 attacks], in a speech, attempting to distinguish US from the Muslim fundamentalists, said Our God is the God who named the stars. The problem is: two-thirds of all stars that have names, have Arabic names. I don't think he knew this. That would confound the point that he was making.”

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