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“Directing has completely changed the way I write and watch films.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“All directors are control freaks and very obsessive. I get the feeling that directors as kids, they all have had a childhood with not too much contact with other kids. They constructed their own reality and they continue to do it. It's a funny breed, directors.”
“Whatever purifies you is the right path, I will not try to define it.”
“The ultimate goal is to always break records.”
“While I liked hamsters, too, the Habitrail cage was expensive. Even I could see that the interconnecting boxes, tubes, and spheres could easily bankrupt a family and lead to addiction later in life. Because, how would you know when to stop? How could you stop? An entire city could be built with a Habitrail.”
“I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.”
“Baptism is the gate through which all must enter to accomplish the Lordâ€™s desire to bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man.”
“You create your life through the inner power of your being, whose source is within you and yet beyond the selves that you know. Use those creative abilities with understanding abandon. Honor yourselves and move through the godliness of your being.”

Source : Jane Roberts, Seth (Spirit), Robert F. Butts (1994). “The Nature of Personal Reality: Specific, Practical Techniques for Solving Everyday Problems and Enriching the Life You Know”, p.436, New World Library

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