"I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry."

-- Ade Edmondson

#Waiting Quotes #Failing Quotes #Ready Quotes

“For kids it's natural to be competitive.”
“No soul is bad enough for a fixed "hell," or good enough for a fixed "heaven," however useful the words may be as pointing to opposite states.”

Source : Hugh Reginald Haweis (1875). “Speech in Season”, p.292
“There are just so many ways to talk about masculinity, it feels like one medium can't do it alone.”
“Perhaps the most valuable thing he taught me (his father) was that there is no contradiction between devotion to work and enjoyment of life and people”
“The city does not take away, neither does the country give, solitude; solitude is within us.”
“It's very important that you focus on winning games and being consistent down the stretch. I think that's what we're focused on. All of the other stuff about who wins and who loses and how many wins do we need, if we're focusing on that, then that's not good.”
“A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.”
“The difference between transformation by accident and transformation by a system is like the difference between lightning and a lamp. Both give illumination, but one is dangerous and unreliable, while the other is relatively safe, directed, available.”

Source : Marilyn Ferguson (1987). “The Aquarian Conspiracy: Personal and Social Transformation in the 1980s”, Tarcher

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