"My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical."

-- Tim Heidecker

#Mom Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Dad Quotes

“There will come a moment when the most urgent threats posed by the credit crisis have eased and the larger task before us will be to chart a direction for the economic steps ahead. This will be a dangerous moment. Behind the debates over future policy is a debate over history-a debate over the causes of our current situation. The battle for the past will determine the battle for the present. So it's crucial to get the history straight.”
“When you are constantly hearing offensive words and always have some irritating matter in mind, only then do you have a whetstone for character development. If you hear only what pleases you, and deal only with what thrills you, then you are burying your life in deadly poison.”
“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”
“The difference between the men and the boys in politics is, and always has been , that the boys want to be something, while the men want to do something,”
“One can change the small minds, but it is tad difficult to do it with the small heart whose soul is in small mind only.”
“In view of the fact that I surround myself with numbskulls now, I shall die among numbskulls, and on my deathbed shall be surrounded by numbskulls who will not understand what I am saying ... Whom am I sleeping with these days ? Franz Kafka.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“I learned the power of radio watching Eleanor Roosevelt do her show. I used to go up to Hyde Park and hold her papers. I was just a messenger, but it planted the bug of radio in me.”
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

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