"If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning?"

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“Nothing like a cup of tea to make a person feel better, man or woman.”
“For a painter, the Mecca of the world, for study, for inspiration and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it, no wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter.”

Source : "Fictional character: Jerry Mulligan". "An American in Paris", 1951.
“So far as the advocates of a constructed international language are concerned, it is rather to be wondered at how much in common their proposals actually have, both in vocabulary and in general spirit of procedure.”

Source : Edward Sapir, Pierre Swiggers (2008). “General Linguistics”, p.264, Walter de Gruyter
“He tosses aside his paint-pots and his words a foot and a half long.”
“Rely on renewable energy flows that are always there whether we use them or not, such as, sun, wind and vegetation: on energy income, not depletable energy capital.”
“For just a few dollars registration, you got temporary possession of a good piece of land. Live on it for five years, build a house, and farm it, and it was yours. What a brilliant economic stimulus!”

Source : Interview with Bob Morris, bobmorris.biz. December 17, 2012.
“Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.”
“Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.”

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