"Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious."

-- Carlos Mencia

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“If Germany, my beloved fatherland, of whom you know I am proud, will not accept me, then must I, in the name of God, again make France or England richer by one capable German - and to the shame of the German nation.”
“I hope Donald Trump doesn't become president of the United States and I expect the people of the United States will have the good sense not to elect him.”

Source : Source: www.telegraph.co.uk
“I've been working so hard for the past eight years and I'm tired - but I'm also deliciously tired because what a wonderful life I've lived.”
“Eazy-E was cooler than Barack Obama and Michelle put together.”

Source : Source: www.dubcnn.com
“I've always been fascinated by the concept of time.”
“You always have to be on edge. You always have to take every practice, every game, like it is your last.”
“Sometimes what a person needs most is to be forgiven.”
“O sleep! O sleep! Do not forget me. Sometimes come and sweep, Now I have nothing left, thy healing hand Over the lids that crave thy visits bland, Thou kind, thou comforting one. For I have seen his face, as I desired, And all my story is done. O, I am tired.”

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