"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future."

-- Richard Jeni

#Tattoo Quotes #Regret Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“As I look at my own precious children, I feel, like Joseph, that I have been entrusted with a great treasure. Recognizing that Joseph was a strong, responsible, and loving man who sought and received revelation to care for his family, I am inspired to emulate those qualities. In those moments, the gift I hope to give my Lord that year is to be more like Joseph the Carpenter.”
“Humility means accepting reality with no attempt to outsmart it.”

Source : David Richo (2008). “The Five Things We Cannot Change: And the Happiness We Find by Embracing Them”, p.91, Shambhala Publications
“Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.”
“I wanna hear it, I wanna hear it from each and every one of you. I wanna hear it from the kids, the men, the women. I wanna hear it from every single person in this arena. I want you to stand up out of your seat, I want you to get up and do what you should have done a long time ago! I want you to admit that you were wrong! All of you! You all were wrong! Each and every single one of you! I made it!”
“Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.”
“There was a time in my recuperation and healing where I just had to tell myself it is just time to get up and live your life the way you want to live,”
“I did my best, and God did the rest.”

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