"We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'"

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Elayne Boosler

#Funny Quotes #Military Quotes #Fighting Quotes

“By definition, I believe I am unapologetically optimistic and I am unapologetically earnest.”
“For me, animation is the caricature of life. It's something that we create, from the ground up.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Earn your success based on service to others, not at the expense of others.”

Source : H. Jackson Brown Jr. (2007). “Complete Life's Little Instruction Book: 1,560 Suggestions, Observations, and Reminders on How to Live a Happy and Rewarding Life”, p.270, Thomas Nelson Inc
“A disciple was one day recalling how Buddha , Jesus , Mohammed were branded as rebels and heretics by their contemporaries. Said the Master, Nobody can be said to have attained the pinnacle of Truth until a thousand sincere people have denounced him for blasphemy .”
“And at the same time, I had my very first concert at the age of 16. I hadn't heard a symphony orchestra before, and I was so deeply impressed I said I have to be a conductor.”
“The rise or fall of Shanghai means the birth or death of the whole nation.”
“I want people around me who call me out and hold me accountable.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Steve Jobs is a national treasure. He is so visionary, and so bright. I had to fire him, though.”

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