"I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet."

-- Emo Philips

#Eye Quotes #Sassy Quotes #Feet Quotes

“I start sweating and shaking and having panic attacks if I am not at home.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Defense usually doesn't make many headlines, but it goes a long way towards winning baseball games. There are a number of ways to make an impact during the course of a game, and playing solid, sound defense is one of them.”
“It's like comparing apples and oranges; they're both delicious.”
“Never in his life had Edward been cradled like a baby. Abilene had not done it. Nor had Nellie. And most certainly, Bull had not. It was a singular sensation to be held so gently and yet so fiercely, to be stared down at with so much love. Edward felt the whole of his china body flood with warmth. (page 128)”
“How often in your life have you been criticized for having the feelings you do?. Did this make you feel invalidated?. How often do you simply stuff your feelings and agree with others, saying yes, when you really mean no.”

Source : Catherine Cardinal (1998). “The Ten Commandments of Self-Esteem”, Andrews McMeel Publishing
“My life is really a history of observing forms and taking in imagery. I don't mean in a photographic way, I mean in a way of feeling them structurally,”
“It's weird, I actually like doing interviews now.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Well, all these stars have their houses swept quite regularly by people who work in the surveillance security business. They come in and they look for bugs and things.”

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