"I find you can often find humor just by turning something upside-down. Like a... small child."

-- Emo Philips

#Children Quotes #Upside Down Quotes

“At each increase of knowledge, as well as on the contrivance of every new tool, human labour becomes abridged.”

Source : Charles Babbage (1832). “On the Economy of Machinery and Manufactures”, p.8
“The action we take in the next few years will impact the Earth hundreds of millions of years from now.”
“If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life.”
“We... heal ourselves by giving others what we most need.”
“Who then understands the reciprocal flux and reflux of the infinitely great and the infinitely small, the echoing of causes in the abysses of being, and the avalanches of creation?”
“There is room for us all to be how we actually are.”
“Rich, ornate prose is hard to digest, generally unwholesome, and sometimes nauseating.”

Source : WILLIAM STRUNK, JR. (1959). “THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE”
“All our souls are written in our eyes.”

Source : EDMOND ROSTAND (1923). “CYRANO DE BERGERAC”

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