"Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny."

-- Sherry Argov

#Horny Quotes #Three Quotes #Emotion Quotes

“When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.”
“China is the most repressive censorship regime on the Internet.”
“If writing is your practice, the only way to fail is not to write.”
“It is decisive to completely destroy Warsaw.”
“Friendship has no civil, and few emotional, rights in our society.”
“I have lots of friends and, like me, they're not married. So my kids have lots of godparents - men and women, gay and straight. My loft is always filled with people helping me out with them and loving them.”
“I still love to play chess. So I do not even spend a minute on the possibility to step back.”

Source : "Anatoly Karpov speaks his mind". Interview with Hartmut Metz, en.chessbase.com.
“There are no wrong roads to anywhere.”

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