"I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty."

-- Wendy Liebman

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“I always think that fashion isn't just about clothes; it can be applied to anything.”
“We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance.”
“I think a lot of the problem is that at 8 o'clock there's nothing on for kids.”
“Jobs did not know that Sculley had told Eisenstat he wanted to quit, but by then it didn't matter. Overnight, he had changed his mind and decided to stay. Despite the blowup the day before, he was still eager for Jobs to like him. So he agreed to meet the next afternoon.”
“Nothing is drearier than just always telling the truth about yourself. Rousseau, who as far as I can tell was a pathological liar, made this wonderful distinction between lying, which he said there was something wrong with if you were trying to extract an advantage for yourself or evade responsibility for some nasty thing you'd done. But if all you're really trying to do is impress or keep it young or make life more vivid and interesting, go for it! There's no real harm in doing something like that. I think people can be overly saddled to the truth.”

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“I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.”
“I am involved with so many charitable organizations. Lung Cancer because of my dad, Breast Cancer because as a woman and mother of two daughters I have to be, Lupus for my sister, Crohn's disease for a dear friend, as well as Oceana and The Plastic Pollution Coalition because we have to be responsible to save the planet!”
“People do not like to have their favorite myths of idols challenged and as a rule I think that the public does not like bad news.”

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