"It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!"

-- Daniel Tosh

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“Occasionally pick up speed-for 2 minutes, tops-then settle back into your former pace. Sometimes this is all you need to snap out of a mental and physical funk. Pick a downhill stretch if you can, and really lengthen your stride.”
“There are the saints who were raptured at the beginning of the tribulation period - those are the Christians.”
“A drowning man cannot be saved until he is utterly exhausted and ceases to make the slightest effort to save himself.”
“Another last-minute, good-deed job,â€ Royce grumbled as he stuffed supplies into his saddlebag. â€œTrue,â€ Hadrian said, slinging his sword belt over his shoulder, â€œbut this is at least a paying job.â€ â€œYou should have told him the real reason we saved him from Trumbulâ€” because we wouldnâ€™t see the hundred tenents otherwise.â€ â€œThat was your reason. Besides, how often do we get to do royal contracts? If word gets around, weâ€™ll be able to command top salaries.â€ â€œIf word gets around, weâ€™ll be hanged.”

Source : Michael J Sullivan (2011). “Theft Of Swords: The Riyria Revelations”, p.138, Hachette UK
“Fashion has always been nourished by the past. At the end of the day, where the inspiration comes from doesn't matter. It's what you do with it. How you treat it, how you translate it into a contemporary wardrobe. You put it in a shaker.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I was really hyperactive as a kid and no one knew how or where I got all this energy.”
“In 10 years, I'm gonna be all over. I'll still be doing mad music, I'll be doing a couple movies, maybe some TV. Hopefully coaching some of my son's sports teams and be in heavy daddy mode.”

Source : Source: upc.fm
“To take sides with life and experience how we can transcend ourselves is a process that has many names and faces. Religion is one of those names.”

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