"You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it."

-- Don Rickles

“Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.”

Source : William Jennings Bryan, Mary Baird Bryan (1900). “The Life and Speeches of Hon. Wm. Jennings Bryan”
“We human beings are social beings. We come into the world as the result of othersâ€™ actions. We survive here in dependence on others. Whether we like it or not, there is hardly a moment of our lives when we do not benefit from othersâ€™ activities. For this reason, it is hardly surprising that most of our happiness arises in the context of our relationships with others.”
“I thought it was such a unique concept to play parents who happen to be super heroes and have a son who is going through puberty and starting high school.”
“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen”
“I do most of my reading on the train ride to and from work. But I always have a book in my handbag so that I can read at any time, anywhere.”
“I have written some poetry that I don't understand myself.”
“If the air is jam-full of sounds which we tune in with, why should it not also be full of feels and smells and things seen through the spirit, drawing particles from us to them and them to us like magnets?”
“When a law is in its nature a contract, when absolute rights have vested under that contract, a repeal of the law cannot divest those rights.”

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