"Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?"

-- Bill Maher

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“Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.”
“As many times as [HIV] changes its clothes, it's still wearing the same socks, and now our job is to make sure we get the body to really hate those socks.”
“I don't want to be limited or ghettoized in any way.”
“The ultimate sign of maturity is knowing just how immature you really are.”
“Love is a gift, a miracle, a mystery. You are led to its threshold by your affinities, by your inclinations, and by the yearnings of your heart, although its power and presentation is by grace, not by expectation, demand, or requirement. Love is the ultimate paradox, for it is the lamb that is also the lion. Love is the ultimate power, which resides in surrender.”
“The same costume will be Indecent ten years before its time, Shameless five years before its time, Outre (daring) one year before its time, Smart (in its own time), Dowdy one year after its time, Ridiculous twenty years after its time, Amusing thirty years after its time, Quaint fifty years after its time, Charming seventy years after its time, Romantic one-hundred years after its time, Beautiful one-hundred-and-fifty years after its time.”
“Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place.”
“You are done for - a living dead man - not when you stop loving but stop hating. Hatred preserves: in it, in its chemistry, resides the mystery of life.”

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