"I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends."

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Source : Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.63, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Chelsea Handler

#No Friends Quotes #Want Quotes #Tact Quotes

“I can't tell the difference between the best and the worst 'cause I realize not everybody wants to have sex in the middle of a demolition derby race in the car.”
“You could walk out of the house, but you always returned home.”

Source : Witold Rybczynski (1987). “Home: A Short History of an Idea”, Penguin Group USA
“I'm no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work.”
“There is no power greater than the power of passive dependency.”
“To make the world safe for those who own it, politically active elements of the owning class have created a national security state that expends billions of dollars and enlists the efforts of vast numbers of people.”
“We simply don't know yet what's going to happen to the carbon in the atmosphere.”
“The film is a romance with songs and dances, aimed at a family audience.”
“Canada and the United States are also working at the World Trade Organization and in our own hemisphere with negotiations for a Trade Area of the Americas to try to help countries create a positive climate for investment and trade.”

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