"If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry."

-- Stephen Colbert

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“Network selectively. Nothing says "business newbie" like shotgun networking. "You never know when someone might say yes" is marketing for dummies. Take the time to build a profile of your ideal customers, and target your networking activities to reach them. Speak to those who are already predisposed to want what you offer. Almost any profile is better than "anyone with a pulse."”
“I still like weird music but there's such an overabundance that it's hard for me to stay enthusiastic about it.”

Source : Interview with Ryan Dombal, pitchfork.com. August 30, 2006.
“=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. => Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. => It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.”
“Deep within each one of us lies a garden.”

Source : Julie Moir Messervy (2007). “The Inward Garden: Creating a Place of Beauty and Meaning”, p.11, Bunker Hill Publishing, Inc.
“There is a fault common to all singers. When they're among friends and are asked to sing they don't want to, and when they're not asked to sing they never stop.”
“Tennis is interesting because the women are almost more popular than the men. In the U.S. Open, women even get exactly the same money as the men.”
“I grew up listening to cabaret. At 7 and 8 years old, I was already singing like a club performer.”

Source : "Annaleigh Ashford Takes ‘Lost In The Stars,’ Her Glitzy Solo Cabaret, On The Road". Interview with Curtis M. Wong, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 20, 2015.
“Revolutionary politics, revolutionary art, and oh, the revolutionary mind, is the dullest thing on earth... What a stupid word! What a stale fuss!”

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