"You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back."

-- Emo Philips

#Hate Quotes #I Hate Quotes #Giver Quotes

“People are mostly sane enough, of course, in the affairs of common life: the getting of food, shelter, and so on. But the moment they attempt any depth or generality of thought, they go mad almost infallibly. The vast majority, of course, adopt the local religious madness, as naturally as they adopt the local dress. But the more powerful minds will, equally infallibly, fall into the worship of some intelligent and dangerous lunatic, such as Plato, or Augustine, or Comte, or Hegel, or Marx.”
“In our democratic society, the library stands for hope, for learning, for progress, for literacy, for self-improvement and for civic engagement. The library is a symbol of opportunity, citizenship, equality, freedom of speech and freedom of thought, and hence, is a symbol for democracy itself.”
“All clients' needs and expectations are vastly different.”
“Love what you do. Believe in your instincts. And you'd better be able to pick yourself up and brush yourself off every day.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The only people who never fail are those who never try”
“I feel like money makes you more of who you already are.”

Source : “Sara Blakely: a woman with a great grasp of figures” by Zoe Wood, www.theguardian.com. March 10, 2012.
“I wish you could be kissed, Jane,' he said. 'Because I would beg just one off you. Under all this.' He flailed an arm toward the stars.”
“It is only with the eyes open that a corporeal form returns, and assembles itself firmly around the hard core of sight.”

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