"I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy."

-- Demetri Martin

#Funny Quotes #Girl Quotes #Eyebrows Quotes

“Colour is a power which directly influences the soul.”

Source : Wassily Kandinsky (1914). “Concerning the Spiritual in Art”, p.25, Courier Corporation
“I try not to become friends with musicians, but life happens and dinner happens and going out happens - it becomes interwoven in L.A.”

Source : Interview with Carrie Battan, pitchfork.com. November 22, 2013.
“I collect dice and I collect coins. I travel the world so I love dice, I always have dice on me. I collect magnets as well.”
“Sometimes, all you need to do is pull back a little to protect your heart, not turn your back entirely.”
“This is now a global war on terror and, indeed, it is important, it is imperative that we win in the battles in Afghanistan and that we win in the battles in Iraq. And as the gentleman from Georgia has mentioned, this is not something that is going to be quick and easy.”
“The number one problem in academia today is not ignorant students but ignorant professors, who have substituted narrow "expertise" and "theoretical sophistication" (a preposterous term) for breadth and depth of learning in the world history of art and thought. ... Art is a vast, ancient interconnected web-work, a fabricated tradition. Overconcentration on any one point is a distortion. This is one of the primary reasons for the dullness and ineptitude of so much twentieth-criticism, as compared to nineteenth-century belles-lettres.”
“We should insist that governments receiving American aid live up to standards of accountability and transparency, and we should support countries that embrace market reforms, democracy, and the rule of law.”
“A good history covers not only what was done, but the thought that went into the action. You can read the history of a country through its actions.”

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