"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."

-- Mo Rocca

#Hypocrisy Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“So, I think even in Saudi Arabia there is movement. And we have to remember that over the years they've stabilized the oil price and that is tremendously important for the economies of the world. I think we have no choice but to work with the government of Saudi Arabia.”
“I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison.”
“I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing.”

Source : "You're Welcome" by Patricia Marx, www.newyorker.com. April 16, 2012.
“I was living a life of a lie, I really was.”
“I think there absolutely are so many lessons that can be learned from sports and so many different positive things that don't necessarily get the spotlight and the attention.”

Source : "Before Being An NBA Superstar, LeBron Was Just 'Bron'". "Tell Me More" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. October 14, 2009.
“The EPA is now the Employment Prevention Agency.”

Source : Bob McDonnell RNC speech, www.politico.com. August 29, 2012.
“I lead a simple life. I get residuals. I have a family; we're doing alright.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Losing sucks but I look at more what I gained as an individual, as an athlete..sometimes in losing you learn a lot.”

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