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“Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.”
“It's true about the running water. You can hear anything you want to in it.”
“It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
“Religion isn't yours firsthand until you doubt it right down to the ground.”
“Don't let the actions of a few determine the way you feel about an entire group. Remember, not all German's were Nazis.”

Source : The Freedom Writers, Erin Gruwell (2007). “The Freedom Writers Diary (Movie Tie-in Edition): How a Teacher and 150 Teens Used Writing to Change Themselves and the World Around Them”, p.53, Broadway Books
“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”
“Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.”

Source : "Ellen Pompeo In ‘Self’: Went Up To Size 26 Jeans While Pregnant". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 18, 2010.
“Questions are far more effective than defensive statements. They do not imply agreement, but they do convey interest and a desire to understand and facilitate an environment for peak performance, a central thread of effective leadership.... The next time someone accuses you of virtually anything, ask some questions. Resolving the situation may take more time, but the outcome will likely be more productive for both of you.”

Source : Stephen Young (2006). “Micromessaging: Why Great Leadership is Beyond Words: Why Leadership is Great Beyond Words”, p.17, McGraw Hill Professional

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