"I didn't become a comedian to work this hard."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Comedian Quotes

“When you first are in front of the camera as a young person, you'd be surprised at all the insecurities you can get.”
“I can go back to when I was six years old. I was always getting in trouble for dreaming, and the things I got in trouble for dreaming then are the things I'm doing today.”

Source : FaceBook post by Michael Flatley from Apr 03, 2013
“I was also an only child and my father really wanted a son - he's from that generation - it was always about kung-fu theater on Sundays and boxing games on the weekend.”
“God has given us speech in order that we may say pleasant things to our friends, and tell bitter truths to our enemies.”
“I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year”
“We are part animal, part human, and part divine, and the moment we forget the possibility of any one of those, we are lost.”

Source : T. Thorn Coyle (2009). “Kissing the Limitless: Deep Magic and the Great Work of Transforming Yourself and the World”, p.84, Weiser Books
“I think the best way to put it is that newspictures are the noun and the verb; our kind of photography is the adjective and adverb. The newspicture is a single frame; ours, a subject viewed in series. The newspicture is dramatic, all subject and action. Ours shows what's back of the action.”
“Switching off perfection switched on the human quality”

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