"I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'"

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Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Moving Quotes #Law Quotes

“Memory has the singular characteristic of recalling in a friend absent, as in a journey long past, only that which is agreeable.”
“He who has far to ride spares his horse.”
“Anyway, my father became super-responsible. You know, he was the kind of person that absorbs all responsibility in the family, and then everybody else can act like a child in relation to him.”
“Statistically in the UK, there are so many fewer female composers than male songwriters and they're marketed in a way that - females are marketed in a way that they're these independent unique artists writing their own stuff, and they're not, because fourteen percent of PRS goes to women.”
“If you are in a meeting and you disagree mentally then you have an obligation to disagree verbally!”
“I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.”
“Someone with inborn talent isn't happy. It's those who have worked hard for someone precious to them and who can be hot-blooded that are happy." -Gai Sensei: Naruto Episode 196”
“...A scar signifies past pain, a wound that did not heal as it ought. But it testifies, too, to survival...(Here be Dragons)”

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