"I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!"

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Dane Cook

#Muffins Quotes

“Faith is not a question of basking in the certainty that there is a God and that God is taking care of us. Many of us are never granted this kind of assurance. Certitude is not the real substance of faith. Faith is a way of seeing things.”
“A lot of young girls don't realise how diverse the career opportunities are in games development. Many think that you need elite math skills and a vast knowledge of all things tech to work in games, and haven't thought about avenues like design, producing, art, writing or composing.”
“Call me the rap assassinator / rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger”
“If someone were to tell me I had twenty years left, and ask me how I'd like to spend them, I'd reply 'Give me two hours a day of activity, and I'll take the other twenty-two in dreams.'”
“He will be beginning a brand new chapter in the Michael Jackson legend.”
“The duty that we owe to the Universe is our religion.”
“I try not to do anything by formula.”
“Forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.”

Source : YouTube Channel "Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason & Science"/"'A Universe From Nothing' by Lawrence Krauss, AAI 2009", www.youtube.com. October 21, 2009.

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