Muffins famous quotes

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
-- Brian P. Cleary

#Cupcakes #Muffins

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
-- Colin Mochrie

#Giving #Liberty #Muffins

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
-- Dane Cook

#Muffins

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
-- Janet Evanovich

#Nice #Tables #Muffins

It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning.
-- Johnny Depp

#Morning #Muffins #Impossible

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.
-- Laurie Halse Anderson

#Coffee #Muffins #Crumbs

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
-- Mark E. Smith

#Memories #Muffins #Mules

English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.
-- Mia Hamm

#Muffins #Avocados #Breakfast

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
-- Sara Blakely

#Baby #Muffins #Spanx

We all have to pick our battles. You've got to draw a line in the sand and stand firm. And it's this squishiness that's really the enemy, like, "Well, I don't know, it's kind of OK but I kind of feel guilty, and I kind of want a bran muffin, I don't know, and I'm wearing a vest; it's crocheted." Shut up. Just pick your battle and just stand there, and whatever you are going to do, own it.
-- Chicken John

#Enemy #Battle #Muffins