"I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#People Quotes #Wish Quotes #Family Reunion Quotes

“I kind of understand now why people freak out when they see celebrities that they love, because that's how I feel about every single Muppet.”
“The storm came. Lives were washed away. Ancient pains resurfaced. Now it is time for a sea of change.”
“We cannot choose one desktop over the other - Gnome or KDE - because there's users for both code bases.”
“Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.”
“My need for true love isn't so important now. The important thing is to lead a life where no one can wound me anymore.”
“You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach.”
“My feminism is humanism, with the weakest being those who I represent, and that includes many beings and life forms, including some men.”
“Reality is a sliding door.”

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