"A fool and his money are soon elected."

-- Will Rogers

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“When a nation forgets her skill in war, when her religion becomes a mockery, when the whole nation becomes a nation of money-grabbers, then the wild tribes, the barbarians drive in... Who will our invaders be? From whence will they come?”

Source : Letter to Tevis Clyde Smith, July 1923.
“Each problem has a positive side.”
“Ever since the world ended, I don't go out as much”

Source : "Mose Allison obituary" by John Fordham, www.theguardian.com. November 16, 2016.
“Sometimes I get a little tired of it. But you know, what a privilege, to get tired of working with Ingmar Bergman.”
“I don't choose stay in the state of sadness, any more than I would choose to stay in a room with the smoke alarm going off.”
“So she had to satisfy herself with the idea of love - loving the loving of things whose existence she didn't care at all about. Love itself became the object of her love. She loved herself in love, she loved loving love, as love loves loving, and was able, in that way, to reconcile herself with a world that fell so short of what she would have hoped for. It was not the world that was the great and saving lie, but her willingness to make it beautiful and fair, to live a once-removed life, in a world once-removed from the one in which everyone else seemed to exist.”
“Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only ***** do that.”
“You've got to be very cognizant of the correlation between social media links and business because they don't always correlate as highly as people would like.”

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