"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

-- Emo Philips

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“There was one thing I was never going to do--no way: preach at a crusade!”
“My ideology was, if I just make very happy music, very happy music, then people will forget about whatever their problems are. I will forget about my problems.”
“A data structure is just a stupid programming language.”
“I don't think you ever learn just one thing. At some point you start unlearning things. I have been working hard to unlearn everything I know.”

Source : Source: www.cnn.com
“If you know someone whoâ€™s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isnâ€™t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather. Try to understand the blackness, lethargy, hopelessness, and loneliness theyâ€™re going through. Be there for them when they come through the other side. Itâ€™s hard to be a friend to someone whoâ€™s depressed, but it is one of the kindest, noblest, and best things you will ever do.”
“Every seam, every lace, every bead has been painstakingly, with love, corrected, perfected and mastered,”
“It's surprising that readers don't see challenging writing as morally hazardous, when it might be pushing the same kinds of boundaries as art does.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.”

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