"The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair."

-- David Sedaris

#Dark Quotes #Hair Quotes #Curls Quotes

“For us to be successful on defense, we must get back and stop the basketball, eliminate easy baskets, keep the ball out of the lane, and bother the shooters.”
“Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.”

Source : 1686 The Lover's Watch,'Four o'Clock. General Conversation'.
“If our freedom is taken, the American dream will wither and die.”

Source : Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul's speech at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, www.foxnews.com. August 29, 2012.
“If you are female, and conditions are otherwise apt, you are supposed to decide whether you want to become a mother by thinking carefully about whether you really want to have a child of your very own, what it would be like to be a mother, whether this is something you really want and will be happy with, etc. In general, you are supposed to evaluate whether you should have a child largely on the basis of what you think it will be like for you to have a child.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“It is up to us to live up to the legacy that was left for us, and to leave a legacy that is worthy of our children and of future generations.”

Source : Christine Gregoire's Inaugural Speech in Olympia, Washington, awpc.cattcenter.iastate.edu. January 12, 2005.
“The Canadian dialect of English . . . seems roughly to be the result of applying British syntax to an American vocabulary.”
“Accidental stacks considered harmful.”
“If sympathy is all that human beings need, then the Cross of Christ is an absurdity and there is absolutely no need for it. What the world needs is not "a little bit of love," but major surgery. If you think you are helping lost people with your sympathy and understanding, you are a traitor to Jesus Christ. You must have a right-standing relationship with Him yourself, and pour your life out in helping others in His wayâ€” not in a human way that ignores God.”

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