"If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today. Provided I'd started with a hundred million dollars."

-- Jon Stewart

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“A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“dealing with any man means dealing with multiple personalities.”
“Hooked on Phonics worked for me”
“There is no portion of our time that is our time, and the rest God's; there is no portion of money that is our money, and the rest God's money. It is all His; He made it all, gives it all, and He has simply trusted it to us for His service. A servant has two purses, the master's and his own, but we have only one.”
“I feel like my place in this industry is still progressing.”
“The overall physical demand that Iraq has is pretty amazing. It's 130 degrees, and the soldiers are carrying about 100 pounds of extra gear. It's a pretty rigorous schedule and routine for them.”
“All young people worry about things, it's a natural and inevitable part of growing up, and at the age of sixteen my greatest anxiety in life was that I'd never again achieve anything as good, or pure, or noble, or true, as my O-level results.”

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