"Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show."

-- Whitney Cummings

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“The brain scientists are the wave of the future in the financial world. If you seek to maximize understanding, whether you're in academia or in the investment community, you'd better pay serious attention to them.”
“...logical validity is not a guarantee of truth.”
“The Yankees are one of the best teams. I want to stay with them forever.”
“Leggings are everywhere, indeed. Personally, I'm not crazy about them, but they can look great with the right look, a tunic, for instance, or a long cardigan. Just don't try to dress them up!”
“We are Craiglockhart's success stories. Look at us. We don't remember, we don't feel, we don't think - at least beyond the confines of what's needed to do the job. By any proper civilized standard (but what does that mean now?) we are objects of horror. But our nerves are completely steady. And we are still alive.”
“Search engine marketing and search engine optimization are critically important to online businesses. You can spend every penny you have on a website, but it will all be for nothing if nobody knows your site is there.”

Source : "Search Engines 101: Part I" by Marc Ostrofsky, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 23, 2011.
“Big businesses can help by engaging aspiring entrepreneurs and promoting initiatives which support small businesses from within.”
“The West has given us the liberal miracle of individual rights, individual responsibility, merit, and human satisfaction.”

Source : Ibn Warraq (2010). “Virgins? What Virgins?: And Other Essays”

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