"Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas."

-- Bill Hicks

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“The British Army should be a projectile to be fired by the British Navy.”

Source : "Memories". Book by Admiral 'Jacky' Fisher, p. 18, 1919.
“I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.”
“The present custom of orthodox Christendom, in packing their sins upon the back of a God, is just the same substantially as that of various heathen nations who were anciently in the habit of packing them upon the backs of various dumb animals.”

Source : Kersey Graves (1875). “The World's Sixteen Crucified Saviors: Or, Christianity Before Christ, Containing New, Startling, and Extraordinary Revelations in Religious History, which Disclose the Oriental Origin of All the Doctrines, Principles, Precepts, and Miracles of the Christian New Testament, and Furnishing a Key for Unlocking Many of Its Sacred Mysteries, Besides Comprising the History of 16 Heathen Crucified Gods”, p.160
“Berry's On TopÂ is probably my favorite record of all time; it defines rock and roll. A lot of people have done Chuck Berry songs, but to get that feel is really hard. It's the rock and roll thing-the push-pull and the rhythm of it.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“I don't mind . . . the fun and games of being treated like a fragile flower. But as a physiologist working with the unromantic scientific facts of life, I find it hard to delude myself about feminine frailty.”
“You can find poetry in your everyday life, your memory, in what people say on the bus, in the news, or just what's in your heart.”

Source : "Carol Ann Duffy: 'Poetry is in your everyday life, your memory, in what people say on the bus .. or just what's in your heart'". www.mirror.co.uk. May 2, 2009.
“I was hoping for 13 episodes that my friends would like. Itâ€™s a good lesson, isnâ€™t it? If you do something trying to make your friends laugh and that you can be proud of, you can also be successful.”
“A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media, which is our culture. Professors of humanities, with all their leftist fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever on public policy.”

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