"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol"

-- Jimmy Carr

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“Groupon as a company - it's built into the business model - is about surprise. A new deal that surprises you every day. We've carried that over to our brand, in the writing and the marketing that we do, and in the internal corporate culture.”
“Led Zeppelin was a very sensitive and beautiful animal beast.”
“Science is not gadgetry.”

Source : Warren Weaver (1967). “Science and Imagination: Selected Papers”
“It is the Germans who are responsible for the fact that I became a fabricator of arms. If not for them, I would have constructed agricultural machines.”
“Let your work speak for you.Stay humble.And just DO the work.”
“Every single line means something.”
“Beauty of style and harmony and grace and good rhythm depend on Simplicity.”
“This world is not the sum total of God's resources -- on the contrary, it is only the 'dream,' the probation, the prelude of the true world, the true life.”

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