"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."

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Source : Twitter post from Jun 02, 2014

Kelly Oxford

#Drama Quotes #Trying Quotes #Bruises Quotes

“Sure, we had to be skinny. I lived on Diet Coke and apples for two years. For the couture, we had to get up at 4 am to be sewn into the clothes and there was huge pressure to be thin. But I made a million dollars by the time I was 20, I bought a town house in Manhattan and put myself through Columbia. Does that make me a victim?”
“That others know: science. That others choose: politics.”
“There are really only two ways to approach life - as victim or as gallant fighter - and you must decide if you want to act or react, deal your own cards or play with a stacked deck. And if you don't decide which way to play with life, it always plays with you.”
“I'm a workaholic. Before long I'm traveling on my nervous energy alone. This is incredibly exhausting.”
“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”
“There's an alternative. There's always a third way, and it's not a combination of the other two ways. It's a different way.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“There is no objection to the proposal: in order to learn to be a poet, I shall try to write a sonnet. But the thing you must try to write, when you do so, is a real sonnet, and not a practice sonnet.”

Source : "Just keep practising for real" by James Fenton, www.theguardian.com. June 8, 2002.
“Plants don't think. Animals are guided by the power of instinct over which they themselves have no control. Animals have a certain kind of brain that makes it impossible to learn anything except very simple things. No generation of animals ever learns anything from any previous generation. We act like animals when we fail to use this magnificent piece of equipment.”

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