"My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind."

-- Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Wrinkles Quotes #Law Quotes

“To me, the "tape" is the final arbiter of any investment decision. I have a cardinal rule: Never fight the tape!”
“Grace doesn't cause people to live in sin; it frees them from the paralyzing effects of guilt and condemnation so that they can live holier accidentally now than they ever did on purpose before.”
“I have olive skin, so if I'm in the sun for even 15 minutes, I turn brown.”
“I love going to the cinema, listening to music, yoga and long walks along Holkham beach in Norfolk.”
“A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.”
“I donâ€™t really do New Yearâ€™s resolutions because I donâ€™t think you should have to wait until December to start working on how to change yourself. I think if youâ€™ve got a problem, you need to fix it now.”
“One little light can light 10,000”
“On parent knees, a naked new-born child, Weeping thou sat'st while all around thee smiled; So live, that sinking in thy last long sleep, Calm thou mayst smile, while all around thee weep.”

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